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Scotland x Reader: Crackers

The girl grabbed a thin cracker, taking a small bite out of it.

Today while she was at the supermarket, (Name) somehow ended up buying some crackers, along with her purchase. She had nothing else to snack on at home, and crackers seemed be healthy, right? Too much junk food wouldn’t be good for her, so (Name) decided to switch things up for a little and decided to go along with crackers.

Oh boy, did she make a bad decision.

The problem was that the crackers were absolutely, unbelievably tasteless and disgusting.

It was true, and (Name) had regrets buying them. She grimaced, making a gagging sound as she finished the other half of the already-bitten biscuit. Horrified, (Name) got up from her seat, looking around the kitchen for at least something to go with the crackers.

Oh how she was determined! (Name) was going to find something to make the crisp wafer taste at least the least of good; if not then, better! There was no way that she would just throw them away! She wouldn’t waste her money.

Besides, she also bought them for a high price... Thus leading her to never judge a food by its looks, or their display picture...

Looking through each drawer and cabinet, she managed to get cheese, peanut butter, cream, and many other assorted toppings. Smiling, (Name) took a few of the crackers out of the bag, and topped them with the toppings she had picked out from, making it look decent and easily convincing that it would taste great.

Once she had finished, (Name) test tasted each one of the flavored crackers, but to her luck, none of them tasted any good.

Or not good enough...

In her opinion, they still tasted flavorless. Even with additional toppings and flavors! They weren’t as terrible as before, but something was missing...

Grabbing the rest of the untouched biscuits, getting ready to throw them away, she heard loud thumps of footsteps coming down from the stair way to the room that the girl had been in.

Oh. Must be (Name)’s boyfriend, Allistor.

“Good afternoon, Alli.” (Name) smiled as she greeted the Scottie. He only grimaced at the nickname and greeted her back groggily. 

“Same for ye’... (Name).”

Allistor walked to the kitchen, siting down on one of the chairs and resting his head on the face of his palm, lazily. He looked at (Name), to see that she had a bag in her hand. Wondering what it was, Allistor asked, “Whats that?”

His girlfriend only sighed. “Just some crackers.” She held up the bag for him to see. “They taste terrible though. What a waste of money to buy them.”

The Scottie gave her a quizzical look. He got up from his seat and walked over to (Name) snatching the bag from her which was followed by a “Hey!”

He opened the bag and grabbed a cracker, plopping one in his mouth and chewing it vigilantly and slowly. To (Name)’s surprise, he even ate another one.

“You actually like that?” She said surprised.

“They’re okay I suppose...” He nodded, as he ate another one. He let out a sound of satisfaction, then placed the bag on the kitchen counter, saving it for later.  

“Really?” She sat down on a chair resting her head on her arms. “I tried everything I could do to make them taste better!” She exclaimed. “Somethings missing but I don’t know what...” (Name) said sadly, then buried her head in her arms in defeat. Allistor only smirked, then grabbed a cracker from the bag.

“I think I know what y’er missing.”

With the cracker, he took it in his mouth, bringing (Name)’s head up with the tip of his finger by her chin, and forcibly smashed his lips onto hers, slipping his tongue in pushing the cracker in her mouth, making her chew the biscuit that had previously in his mouth.

Allistor had a smug look on his face as he broke the kiss and walked out of the room, leaving (Name) speechless.


“H-Hey! Alli! I’m not done with you! Why the hell would you do that?!”
I didn't proofread.. if you spot some errors please tell me...

this was really rushed and short sorry! ; A ;
request for: ~Dangerouspop

I hope scotland isn't ooc. I tried, first time writing him ;;

don't ask me how I got the end idea from ; w ;''
that was my only option... orz

this is kinda dirty~ I don't think it needs a mature warning, right?

I hope you like it!

hetalia (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
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SweetDiamondStudio Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist
If anyone asks me what I'm eating and it's disgusting I would say 'its gross,you should try it.'
Animelover121767 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013
Always proof read. That's how I got a F in writing
munchiie Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013
I had crackers with Scotland's morning breath O,O We must have been together for a long time XD
spiritskittles1999 Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love crackers with some good scottish cheese!!
Katarenna Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O.O. If that happened my face would be like teh furq jurst happened?
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Student General Artist
I spit out my cracker....
SofiaWerewolf Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...actually, I like crackers the way they are :iconorzplz:
melon-cholic Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Student Writer
blaah, perhaps the one reader-chan bought were really really bland and disgusting ? ; v ;
SofiaWerewolf Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe. The ones I have are nice and salty~
Wrens-Demon Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
my god you have no idea how often that happens to me
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